do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song

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i would be the absolute worst dog show judge ever

all of them would win

it would be chaos

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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

- Mark Twain

This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion

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"what’s the worst that could happen? I’ll be TOO cool?" I say as I strap the rocket blasters to my heelys

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this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

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